Life Insurance

Thing No. 1   Life insurance is generally for people with a spouse and/or kids. 
If you’re single and you just want to make sure Fifi is provided for in the event of your untimely death, you don’t need life insurance for that. You’ll probably be forced to buy some if you have a mortgage (they’re not letting you off that easy) but that’s a separate issue.  If somebody suggests that it’s a way to save money…that’s lame.  There are better ways to do that.  The whole point here is that there are people that will need financial assistance if they suddenly find themselves without your income because you’re…well, dead.

 

Thing No. 2   Choose between a broker or DIY. 
We prefer the human touch.  Life insurance is less about getting the best deal and more about getting the right coverage for your specific situation without overdoing it or underdoing it.  You can use the counsel. But, you can also do some preliminary research if you’re up to it intelliquote.com or selectquote.com   Choosing one who is not restricted to representing certain companies is best but many of them are and you can make due with them as long as they represent a long list of companies. Check Find and Advisor @ naifa.org

 

Thing No. 3   You may have some coverage with our employer. 
If you work for a big company, you’ll likely have some coverage (particularly if you happen to be fortunate enough to keel over while in your cubicle) which you should acquaint yourself with as a starting point.

 

Thing No. 4    Figure out what you want the post “six feet under” scenario to be.
For example, you may want mortgage and college tuitions fully paid and provide your family with an income for a certain period of time before they’ve got to quit lying around all weepy-like, get over it and get to work.  Or, you may want to make sure they have a steady income in perpetuity…your call.  Obviously, the latter is going to cost you more than the former. Grab yourself one of the many worksheets available on the web and sort out what you’d like get paid and for how long. smartmoney.com/insurance/life/

 

Thing No. 5   Buy it in chunks.
Term life insurance gives you the most coverage for the least amount of money. We don’t like “whole life” because these policies are based on investing some of your premium. They basically give you a fixed interest rate on a portion of your premium (which goes to the bottom line of your benefit) and/or a non-guaranteed return based on their “projections” for the investment.  These “projections” are aggressive (not conservative) since they want to lure you in with promises of high returns, which may not turn out to be so high after all.  You’re better off investing that same money separately instead of wrapping it up with your life insurance policy because these policies have extra penalties (which come out of the payout) for early withdrawal and more restrictions than if you’d simply invested that extra money…wherever.  There are also tax implications and Byzantine structures that make us scrunch up our faces and furrow our brows in generalized disapproval.

 

Thing No. 6   Check the rating. 
Make sure the insurance company has an A+ rating @ standardandpoors.com

 

Thing No. 7   You’ll have to “get physical.”
Ever see those cheesy commercials telling the old folks that they are guaranteed coverage and they don’t have to take an exam? The way they do this is by charging a high premium for a death benefit that is low.  (That’s why they talk about the high costs of funerals in these ads because that’s pretty much what they’re going to cover.)  Most of their customers pay more in premiums in just a few years than their beneficiaries will receive, ever.  Pretty sad considering they could have just put that money in a savings account and been better off.  If you’re in decent health, don’t go for a “guaranteed issue” policy and do submit yourself to the indignity of the physical and the merciless judgment of your lifestyle that will ensue.

 

Thing No. 8   Clean up your act. 
They’re going to scrutinize you for nicotine, drugs, blood pressure and weight.  And, they’re going to hold it all against you in the form of your premium.  If you’re going to get life insurance tomorrow, there isn’t much you can do about any of this but we thought you should know. Especially, because anytime you can demonstrate that your health is improving (like say over the first year) or even that you are a “responsible patient,” (checking in with the doc regularly, taking your meds like a good girl etc.) you can bring down your premiums.

 

Thing No. 9    Times change.
Check your policy at least every three years or if there’s been some major change in circumstances.  New offspring, mortgage balance, anything that would alter the amount that needs to be paid if (or should we say “when”) you check out.  Get a rider if you need to expand your coverage so you don’t sacrifice any built up value in your policy.

 

Thing No. 10   Time’s a wastin’.
Costs only go up the older you get.  If you buy when you’re in good health, your term policy will let you renew without being forced to pee in a cup again and, you can also lock in your premium.

 

Thing No. 11   Check your credit. 
Other than having to pay your family because you went and died, the last thing the insurance company wants is for your policy to lapse for missed payments.  When that happens, that big fat bonus/commission they paid to whomever sold you the policy is gone and so is the premium they were collecting from you.  That upsets them deeply. equifax.com


Thing No. 12
   Pay annually. 

They’ll charge you more to make monthly payments.  If you have to make payments, have them automatically deducted from your checking account so they won't charge you quite as much more.


Now, off you go.  Don’t walk under any ladders.  Or, in front of any cars.  Rest assured though that if you do, your family won’t be on the street and, if the Buddhists are right, before you know it, you’ll be back in first grade again.